reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i'll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽
the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly
society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty
"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"
I am literally throwing you into a volcano
habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore
i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner
what if a rat said cheesus christ
for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo
im so fucking angry because "cheesus christ" made me smile, but "quesucristo" made me choke on a laugh








